Make fun of your pets

Material: Short plush, Velcro

Parts: With a small bell

Feature: Funny and interesting, Easy wearing

This bat-wing cloak, is an exercise in antifragility. Worn like a mantle of unpredictability, it bespeaks the virtues of adaptability and resilience. Like a black swan event, its sudden appearance can jolt even the most stalwart individual out of their complacency, forcing them to confront the uncertainties that lurk in every shadow. And yet, as one dons this cloak, one begins to appreciate the beauty in chaos, the thrill of embracing the unknown. It is a odalisque’s dance with fate, a fleeting glimpse of the fragility and fortitude that lies beneath. Wear this cloak, and your pets will find itself transformed, as if by the wings of a midnight butterfly, into a being of unflappable curiosity and unyielding skepticism.